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Oh hell ya!! In fact make it two cups of coffee with a donut. Ok, time for me to make some sense. A scientist has figured out how to make donuts infused with caffeine!! The key was to eliminate the bitter taste of pure caffeine to make the donut palatable. How much caffeine per donut? Oh, about 2 cups worth. Sign me up.

And I do mean Simon of American Idol fame. After all this kid really has a killer voice!!

Well, you better read this article in the SF Chronicle then. It illustrates just how meaningless the “Certified organic” label is becoming. For example, many of you think you are buying truly organic milk by buying the Horizon brand. Mmmm, think again, Horizon is actually a product of Dean Foods, and the cows arent exactly raised humanely, free to range and with a natural diet, some of the main pre-requisites of organic milk.  Solution? Research what you are buying to make sure that it is truly local and organic.

Ok, as most guys know, there is an unwritten rule about using a public urinal, and that is, “Thou shalt not stare at another mans (cough, cough) faucet, and even if you do, thou shalt not pleasure yourself”. Well, hopefully none of us guys will get a neighbour like this guy the next time we need to take a whizz.

Tase them. After all, as this bozo said, “She yelped, because getting Tased hurts”. Classy dude.

A desi guy involuntarily gets caught cheating on his wife on radio!! Immense funs happenings. Whats creepier about this guy, the fact that he is cheating on his wife or his views on sex?

Thanks to Raghu for the link.

…..and every drop is fit to drink…bottled or otherwise. Now, it has been my contention for a long time that there is no difference between bottled and tap water in the Bay area (and I am sure everywhere else). Numerous studies have shown no difference in quality between the two and numerous blind taste surveys have indicated that consumers cant even tell the difference between them (despite their vehement assertion that tap water tastes different). I have even heard some people tell me that they use bottled water to wash their hair as tap water would cause it to grey and/or shed. When I ask for evidence, I get the highly scientific response,”Oh, my friend told me so”. What a bunch of hogwash!!

Which is why I was really happy to read this article. Finally, some source of enlightenment!! The truth is out there people, take a look instead of believing some rumor about how your sex-life will shrivel away if you drink that stuff coming out of the tap. Not to mention, think how many less plastic bottles will be used and thrown away, all of which will surely find their way to a landfill near you. And if you are still paranoid then just stick a filter to your faucet.

Dont piss-off this surgeon (pun unintended)!!

Me thinks that in this case size does matter, that is to say, some size is better than no size!!

Link via India Uncut.

SRK v/s Big B. Hmm, how to choose? Let Colbert do it for you in his inimitable style. Good stuff with some wholesale butchering of Indian names thrown in!!

Well, instead of trying it yourself, let these mice do it for you.